Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Scottie Hangover is over.. Moral of the story? You Can Trust Us

Just because we broke the biggest Villanova basketball story of the offseason doesn't mean that we will break from our core of dick jokes, inane mock drafts and humor at the expense of other players.. There will still be plenty of that. For example, Why does Daniel Murphy suck so bad at fielding? But enough about Baseball.. Yes Scottie may be leaving, but he also may be making a big mistake. I propose that if Scottie does come back that we boo him mercilessly at Hoops Mania for destroying the massive boner that every Villanova fan should have after this momentous season. Scottie, you're a poor man's Allan Ray, why do you think you can leave us early?

13 comments:

  1. I hear Matsuflex and Fact only got the tip about scottie because they overheard the team managers talking about it in the laundry room in the Pavilion. They were there for their daily Fact-and-Matsuflex-role play-butthole tickling- fact giggling- session.

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  2. Humble pie you fuck. Nobody is impressed with your news break. I know myself and friends expected him to do this the second he made the shot against Pitt.

    If he ever planned on going to the NBA then he should test the waters. He gets one free pass so why not try the process his Junior year. ZERO downside for him.

    I think everyone knows he is a poor mans Allan Ray as far as NBA hopes goes. He is a little less athletic, shorter, less lanky. Does not bode well for getting picked up. However, Ray may have remained a 8/9 man but he would still be in the NBA if he wanted. He actually opted to leave to play Italy to make more money.

    Booing him upon his return would be a horrible idea. You would also be the only one doing so.

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  3. in case you noticed, the first line of the post was about how I wasn't going to get big headed. Read the post before you make an indictment on the author. I don't care what you and your friends thought, the fact is that we were the first blog to report this and we got lampooned for doing so, but we stuck with our guns and here we are.

    And what would be wrong with booing him?
    it's no secret that Scottie would rather be playing for that fraud Kelvin Sampson at OU.
    I've heard multiple people quote hims as saying that he's gonna get out of here as soon as possible.. and that's not the kind of mentality that should be at Villanova. If Randy Foye and A-Ray didn't leave early even though though they had distinguished themselves as much if not more than Scottie.. then why would he leave especially with the class that is coming out this year.

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  4. Yeah this is retarded why would we boo Scottie? He just helped lead us to our first Final 4 appearance in 24 years. I think if he can get drafted and its worth it for him, then good for him, he deserves it. On the other hand I would love to see him back next year, and I'll probably cheer louder for him next year if he's back than if he had never declared.

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  5. I'm not saying to boo him every time he hits the floor.. just boo him once for him to understand his place

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  6. Poor man's Allan Ray? Scottie's ACTUALLY going to the NBA, Next Year though. I mean he would only be late 2nd round pick right now.

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  7. yes, he is a poor man's Allan Ray. A-Ray would have a ring if he decided to stay on the Celtics..

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  8. Yeah, he'd also be less well off financially than he is right now, and would have played nothing but garbage minutes. That would have been spectacular.

    Additionally, the nature of people's rancor over your "breaking the news" was that you had nothing but hearsay to back your story up. Then the vehemence and stupidity with which you defended yourself just made you look like an asshole. If you're going to claim something, you need to have proof. Asking people to "trust" the word of a blog is like trusting a crackhead to house-sit for you. If he doesn't steal all of your shit, that's great, maybe he's turned a corner. If he does steal all of your shit, then it's to be expected, because he's a CRACKHEAD.

    Reporting like you've got some type of integrity is moronic. This blog has been around for all of a week and a half. Accept that. If you want to throw the news out there as some rumor you overheard, that's fine, but it needs to be couched with the fact that you run a fucking blog and that people should not think highly of your journalistic skills. Blogs are about commentary, not news.

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  9. this post was in a semi sarcastic tone if you didn't realize it from the very beginning. And i enjoy having some sort of integrity but i like to keep it light hearted. I didn't report the news on Scottie leaving, but I think it's important that the "established" blogs did nothing but shoot it down. I understand that this is a meritocracy, but we've grown this blog faster in a month and a half than you could have. If you think you can contribute something, i'd be glad to let you voice your opinions because that's what i'm all about. I have four contributors on this blog and we rarely agree about much. That's why I think that this blog is truly unique.. because we have the balls to speak our minds. All of these other blogs are regurgitated bullshit with no real substance.. we don't mind being controversial.

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  10. actually Fact, Pete from LetsGoNova does speak his mind
    but usually it's in the form of Jay Wright bashing

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  11. yes but that's all he speaks his mind about..

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