So today, Tiger Woods took up a bunch of time not really saying much at all and I couldn't care less. Woo-hoo he cheated on his hot ass Swedish wife with some skanky-ass hoes, why should I care. When he picks up the clubs again, maybe I will pay attention, but until then, fuck him. I mean have you seen the bitches that he supposedly got with? Compared to his wife:
I mean really dude? What an idiot.