Thursday, February 10, 2011

A Message From Jim Jones to Villanova Fans


Do not worry friends, this loss was just a bump in the road to salvation. The evil capitalists at Rutgers were just there to test your devotion to the lord Jesus. They do not understand our peaceful socialist way of living, they do not want to know what it is like to suffer for the lord. So now, what you should all do is drink the punch that I am about to do give you and you will have eternal salvation in heaven with Jesus. You will not have to deal with the miserable intolerance that our capitalist oppressors show against Villanova fans anymore.

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