As a fan of Harry Potter who has read the seven books at least five times each, I don't understand why a bunch of dickhead fanboys have become hellbent on destroying the books for all of us by doing things like playing "quidditch". When I found out that Villanova has a quidditch team, I was livid. There is no such thing as magic and as such there is no such thing as quidditch. You are ruining this for all of us.
If you want to play a fake sport, play Kronum: