Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Taylor King.. You Hilarious

Dear Taylor King,

After reading about your determination to convert to Judaism in order to sign a contract with Maccabi Tel Aviv, I am willing to forgive you for giving me agita on multiple occasions when you were at Villanova. The fact that you would convert to a religion for such a shallow reason shows your determination to the sport of basketball and to helping your cause. I'm surprised you would even be given a visa due to your never being able to stay in one school for more than two years.

Congratulations Taylor King for being a six foot eight inch hooping version of Tim Whatley. Just make sure you're doing it for the money and not the jokes.



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