Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Time For A New Plan For Villanova's Expansion


Since the residents and lawmakers of Radnor are being dickheads to Villanova, it's time for Villanova to submit a concrete plan to the Board of Commissioners that is so awful that they'll be willing to accept anything.

My four point poison pill plan is as follows:
  1. A 20 story neo-gothic building housing staff and faculty offices with a massive bell tower at the top.
  2. Two 15 story dormitories, built to partially replace Stanford and Good Counsel, which will be leveled while also expanding on campus lodging capacity. 
  3. A 1,500 seat Art Deco performing Arts Center.
  4. The Burj Khalifa
No consideration will be given to the concerns of the neighbors. If they don't like it, they can suck it up.

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