Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Exclusive: More Rumors About Jay Wright

My sources have been telling me some very incriminating things about Jay Wright.

Here are some of them:
  1. Sources tell me that Jay Wright consistently graduates his players.
  2. Jay Wright was going to resign from Villanova today to become the new football coach at Temple, but he decided that he has dignity.
  3. Jay Wright was spotted watching game film of a prison team. People thought he was recruiting, but it turned out he was just getting ready to play Temple.  
  4. Jay Wright was admitted to a psychiatric ward tonight after being spotted shopping at a Men's Wearhouse.
  5. Jay Wright was the man on the grassy knoll. 
  6. Jay Wright got a former Villanova cheerleader pregnant three times. 
  7. The guy who was hit by the subway in New York was pushed by Jay Wright. 
  8. Jay Wright had Notre Dame 17th in his final coaches poll.
  9. Jim Boeheim raped and killed a girl in 1990.
Amazing stuff, but only two of those things are true.

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